A special announcement
from Text & Translation
Sick and tired of wokeness? Most Christians are and we are therefore thrilled to announce a truly unprecedented project.
Fifty of the most conservative scholars in the world have come together to translate the Bible from its original Hebrew and Greek, employing the functional equivalence model, with a view to maintain a conservative standard of theology and practice in the churches and in our culture.
Being thoroughly impressed with the committee’s translation work, and believing that this new version will effectively stem the tide of liberalism, several Christian publishers have already agreed to make this translation available without copyright.
This new translation is titled the “Anti-woke Version” and the following sample verses prove its commitment to unapologetically conservative renderings:
– Monogamous marriage until death is idealized (Matthew 19:4-8)
– Drag queens are condemned as an abomination (Deuteronomy 22:5)
– Homosexuals are referred to as sodomites (Deuteronomy 23:17)
– Welfare benefits for the unemployed are denied (1 Timothy 5:8)
If these samples warm your conservative heart, then we invite you to watch for the upcoming release of this new translation. It should be available on Amazon by December 25th. Simply search for “Anti-woke Version” or its very handy abbreviation: AV
Author: Christian McShaffrey